go do what you do best...puke behind churches
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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