She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She's just so happy...and so naked.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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