My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize