the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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