I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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