You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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