I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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