I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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