I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
you never un-have a 4some
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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