so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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