Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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