Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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