Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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