Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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