Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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