This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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