Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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