I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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