Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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