Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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