omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
