Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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