windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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