You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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