CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i now understand why vodka
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
