He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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