At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i out mim tonsoeep
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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