I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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