So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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