I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I deserve this hangover.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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