I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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