he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
