your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
