He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
