He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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