I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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