We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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