Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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