The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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