I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
