are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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