Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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