none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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