it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
