I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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