I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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