Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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