I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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