Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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