After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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