And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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