If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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