Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
